Angry Yeti Coffee Co.
Do not speak
The mug
is the weapon.
He is a large, irritated myth who cannot use words until the mug is empty. And even then he would rather not.
Five moods. Same skull.
- Yeti Black
- Baseline rage. Default face.
- Ops Ready
- First light. Lying about it.
- Alpine Assault
- Went outside. Filed a complaint with the sun.
- Iron Shift
- Clocked in. Feelings are not on the agenda.
- Midnight Patrol
- Fridge light. Guarding leftover salsa.
- Hang in there
- It gets worse.
Coffee may return. One bag. When he feels like it. The list is not open because he has not grunted yes.
If you found this page, you already know the noise.